"It really hurts to still be a virgin until now"
"Don't worry buddy It will go with time"
"You are not making sense bro"
"We could say.... Time would be your first time LMAO"
"Don't worry buddy It will go with time"
"You are not making sense bro"
"We could say.... Time would be your first time LMAO"
by Saora6 November 8, 2019

A literal king. He has a special place in his heart for animals, particularly those that eat trash. A real gentleman, he can be found stalking women on his nocturnal walks.
by A well endowed badger November 23, 2021

1. The funniest group of friends to ever grace the planet.
2. Asking someone if they're being serious or are lying.
2. Asking someone if they're being serious or are lying.
Jacob: Say swear you haven't seen the new podcast episode.
Kelly: Hell nah I'm about to watch it now.
Kelly: Hell nah I'm about to watch it now.
by Jhinxx May 11, 2023

Son: “Mom, please stop calling me. I am late for class”.
Mom: Sorry. Tell the professor mom says hi and that I’m sorry I made you late.
Mom after class: how did it go?
Son: the professor marked me late, but he says hi back.
Situation 2:
Son: “I gotta go, I’m next in line at the drive thru”
Mom: “okay, sorry to bug you. Tell the drive thru mom says hi”.
Son: I will.
Son to drive thru speaker: I’ll take a #2 with a Dr Pepper, and my mom says hi.
Drive thru host: okay drive thru to the first window and say hello to your mom.
Son callls mom back: drive thru host says hello.
Situation 3:
Son: mom I have to go I’m headed to a game
Mom: tell everyone I say hi.
Son after game: Hi mom, everyone says hi back.
Mom: oh good!
Mom: Sorry. Tell the professor mom says hi and that I’m sorry I made you late.
Mom after class: how did it go?
Son: the professor marked me late, but he says hi back.
Situation 2:
Son: “I gotta go, I’m next in line at the drive thru”
Mom: “okay, sorry to bug you. Tell the drive thru mom says hi”.
Son: I will.
Son to drive thru speaker: I’ll take a #2 with a Dr Pepper, and my mom says hi.
Drive thru host: okay drive thru to the first window and say hello to your mom.
Son callls mom back: drive thru host says hello.
Situation 3:
Son: mom I have to go I’m headed to a game
Mom: tell everyone I say hi.
Son after game: Hi mom, everyone says hi back.
Mom: oh good!
by TheStrugglesReal September 24, 2023

school with some dumbass people with some dumbass teachers with mr bushongs big ass forehead and a principal that beats his kids
by mynutsitch38 November 22, 2021
