mast-ear-bation

The incredibly pleasing sensation gained when scratching the inside of your ears with something long and thin, like a q-tip or a tooth pick.

Can also be the act of pleasing your hearing by listening to ACDC, Ozzie, Guns n Roses, or whatever tune is exciting to you.

John! Check out the chick on the bench scratching her ear with the pen! She acts like she's about to orgasm.

Mmm. Mast-ear-bation. She's even got the O-face!

by Admiral Fubar August 18, 2010

Paint your ears

When you say something that you know the other person just wants to hear. It may not be the truth but it makes them feel better.

It's kind of sugar-coating your response to the other person or subject.

“If you don't want me to tell you the truth, then I'll just paint your ears.” Or, “I don’t care what you say, I think you did a great job.”
paint ears paint your ears ears paint ears paint paint your your ears

by GMoneyGrill June 03, 2016

big hoop earrings

Big hoop earring mean that the woman likes black men. And the bigger the earrings the more likely they enjoy anal sex.

(White guy says) --Man yo, look at that bitch she's lookin good as hell dog. Aw man look at those big hoop earrings she's not interested in us.

by Woodwork October 06, 2015

bloody ear

The vagina of a woman who is menstrating.

As her labia was spread apart, he found what appeared to be a bloody ear, and instantly knew she was on the rag.... But he ate it anyways.

by Fuckin' Sean July 21, 2006

Cat Ears

A tall emo/scene girl from Halesowen who wears a variety of cat ears

Person: have you seen cat ears today?
Person 2: yh yh she’s in block 7, the fucking greeb.

by I'm not o fucking Kay February 06, 2018

Ear/Vagina Clearer

The second sex move on the Hardcore Sex List. Man stretches out mega floppy until it is 5 feet long. Then Insert into vagina/ear when it comes out opposite ear or the anus take one end of the mega floppy and pull back and forth successfully cleaning out ear wax/shit out of partners anus/ears.

My girlfriend couldn't hear very well so I gave her the Ear/Vagina Clearer.

by Wiggle_Wam July 18, 2013

staining my ear

someone who talks you to death, sometimes called "landing the plane"

She kept droning on and on, staining my ear about her old boyfriend

by c dubs April 30, 2005