C.R.A.P.T.A.S.T.I.C.

Acronym for:
Collectivist Redistributionist Anti-American Progressive Totalitarian Antagonistic Slanderous Treasonous Insidious Cretin

Applies to politically correct & morally bankrupt progressives/communists/socialists/fascists/liberals/democrats/leftists/jihadi-apologists & appeasers

The most powerful & dangerous C.R.A.P.T.A.S.T.I.C. in America today is Barack Obama. He is bolstered by the CRAPTASTIC media which sold their collective souls to shill for him.

by AngryKittyNY July 22, 2010

I can't drive 55

A song by Sammy Hagar about not being able to go 55 mph because of excessive traffic.

I'm going to listen to "I can't drive 55".

by 5'11"Racer December 20, 2006

I don’t remember asking

something to say to your friends when you didn’t ask for what they just said.

dylan: bro i got 100% on my test!!
tyler: that’s cool but i don’t remember asking

by tbrockman76 April 8, 2020

I W T D B I D W T K M S

I want to die but I don’t want to kill my self

Friend: hi how are you?
Me good but I W T D B I D W T K M S
Friend: well shit

by BAD BITCH HOUR January 12, 2021

R.T.I.

R.T.I.

Acronym
Reward the idiot
Primarily used in poker, specifically no limit holdem but can be used in all walks of life.
Anyone who gets rewarded for being an idiot.
Happens quite frequently and is a global phenomenon.

You just called my all in with q4 suited? Wow R.T.I.
Wow you just nailed my van and I have to pay for your neck surgery? R.T.I.

by Dan Sawyer September 4, 2010

D.T.I

"don't try it!"

Terry Sue: Queen are you still sober?
Minx: Oh yes, I went to a meeting last night?
Terry Sue: D.T.I girl, we saw you drunk as skunk on the corner trying to turn a trick!!

by thecorndogwalker December 16, 2011