A way of saying "that's how it is" and "it is what it is." If someone says this to you, you should just accept it and move on because there is no changing the way the cookies crumble.
Person 1: I wanted pizza for supper D:
Person 2: Well thats just how the cookies crumble
Person 1: Okay, ill just accept it and move on.
Person 2: Well thats just how the cookies crumble
Person 1: Okay, ill just accept it and move on.
by lilcutie23 April 19, 2023
Get the thats just how the cookies crumblemug. A cross-cultural inquisition from the heart or sacral chakra consciousness regarding the aesthetics and availability of potential fee-for-service natal gendered females or males of a certain geopolitical region of the world.
by Dr. Daniel69 March 25, 2021
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by Antonon November 19, 2021
Get the how to remove chicken from buttmug. by Lehn_Noodle April 29, 2021
Get the how did I fail artmug. 
Something to say when you see a particularly unfortunate looking woman with children. It's considered a subtle way of pointing out a troll in the vicinity.
Opposite of I can see how that happened.
Opposite of I can see how that happened.
First example:
Guy #1: Oh my God, that woman hurts my eyes. How'd she get so many kids?
Guy #2: I can't see how that happened.
Second example:
Guy #1: Blah blah blah blah blah.
Guy #2: (nods in a direction) I can't see how that happened.
Guy #1: Thanks, I didn't look directly.
Guy #1: Oh my God, that woman hurts my eyes. How'd she get so many kids?
Guy #2: I can't see how that happened.
Second example:
Guy #1: Blah blah blah blah blah.
Guy #2: (nods in a direction) I can't see how that happened.
Guy #1: Thanks, I didn't look directly.
by Roll Here Eggo July 10, 2009
Get the I can't see how that happenedmug. by frostedsugarplum October 14, 2011
Get the I don't know how that got theremug.