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Girlfrienditis

When your boyfriend don’t want to talk to you no more
I’m dumping you, I have girlfrienditis”
by Peanutsnomnom December 29, 2018
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girlfriend

A replacement of your right / left hand, also known as "something YOU are not getting" and "lover".
Dude 1: Oh dude, you remember that girl, Sara? Yeah, now she is my girlfriend.

Dude 2: Oh yikes bro, bet she's gonna be better than your left hand.
by e - girl March 15, 2019
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Girlfriend Game

an slow pace game someone who just picked up the game can start playing immediately.

a game that you can invite your girlfriend to play without worrying about her being bad at it or complaining about it.

eg. starbound, stardew valley
dude 1 : what do you think about starbound
dude 2 : it's such a girlfriend game
by bobobo bobo bobo August 12, 2019
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Girlfriend

People that steal your hoddies and has bad blood and It bleeds every moth for a week straight and still survives
Wait... now she's my girlfriend SHE HAS MY HODDIE
by ...sk..... September 16, 2019
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Girlfriend

A creature who has multiple powers, but never seems to appear. If you are reading this then you have not spotted one yet, be warned all your chances at low.
John: I have a girlfriend!
Rick: How did you capture such a mysterious and non-existent creature?
by Stickbunny September 30, 2019
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Girlfriend

Someone who ingraves shit on your gravestone.
Damn girlfriend that's fine looking gravestone, how long you been ingraving
by K0EK November 22, 2019
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