Ghetto Vows

Kinda like a wedding but it's just You and your Bitch. You both make promises to eachother and you tie a Bandana around you bitches' left wrist to show she's affiliated with you.
Yo she's A Dainy for real, Imma do Ghetto Vows with her.
by June 17, 2021
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Ghetto Shredder

A persons hands, used to rip up paper into tiny pieces. Especially useful when an electric shredder is not handy but there is a necessity to dispose/destroy important information.
Person 1; Hey what happened to the credit card application I filled out?

Person 2: Oh, the papers you left on the kitchen table for our roommate to see? I used the ghetto shredder to get rid of it.
by joetv87 March 12, 2010
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Ghetto Collar

A collar that is crinkled or loosely fitted to the neck. The only exception to a ghetto collar is a football jersey or a wife beater.
Mayn Joe you be lookin so sloppy wit yo ghetto collar.
by Justin Manns, William Martz October 12, 2008
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Ghetto pickle

Ghetto pickle is an inside joke in which means you either smell like a ratchet pickle, you’re built like a pickle, or you’re spiritually just “ghetto pickle
“Mans is built like a ghetto pickle bro”
“Ghetto pickle got nothin on u”
by Ghettopickle911 June 22, 2021
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Ghetto lawyer

A person argumentative in nature whos nature is only matched by his/her petty ignorant nature one whom can’t cope with the world as it is so they pick at their reality in a futile attempt to argue to circumvent a fixed scenario one who tries to change the circumstances of others to suit their own ends often behaves in an ignorant and petty way with no real train of logical thought
That man complains and argues about so much dumb shit he needs to be put on contract as a ghetto lawyer
by Diablo De Azule August 09, 2019
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ghetto flash

An individual who is the fastest man alive, but lives in a low socioeconomic neighbourhood trying to clean up the streets by being a local hero
"look its the ghetto flash"
ghetto flash ~ "get keen"
by gman2312 June 28, 2017
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ghetto flight

ghetto flight is when your homie or someone else is laid out (presumably in the hood) and in critical condition and the police/ambulance take them from the scene
"I won't sweat to put a bullet in your chest and have you next on the ghetto flight"

see song "ghetto flight" by c-bo for further inquiries and for a straight banger.
by grizzleGREEN April 08, 2017
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