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Ethan

A gay person who wants to say the cringiest comebacks worse than the grade 7 who thinks their cool. The only good thing when Ethan is around is you know you are smarter for once.
Guy: Ethan why are you gay?
Ethan: I'm straighter than the pole you mom dances on.
by SlimmyTimmy. March 20, 2019
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Ethan

Normally a sexy god. This name is normally held by “thot” slayers with more then atleast a 100 foot penis. The holder of this great name is most likely able to move girls lungs around with his penis. He is normally abusive twards women and exotic animal.
Girl: OWWWW STOP IT HURTS SO BAD
Ethan: SHUTUP ~hits girl with aluminum baseball bat~
by Ajakalal March 25, 2019
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ethan and sarah

The power couple. Unstoppable. When they get together it’s always a show. They are like a power couple. With Ethan’s strong soul and his over protective sides of everyone he loves, and with Sarah’s caring and sweet side and and gd only knows how she can look stunning with anything she does. And they are both gorgeous people. They both crack jokes. They pick on each other. And you see them and there always happy with each other. They both have never been for the lovey dovey stuff but they have there moments.
Have you seen Ethan and Sarah they are goals
by Elegant pony March 28, 2019
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Ethan

The sexiest, fastest, and best guy to be around. He's well built with a good moral and the best guy to cuddle and to have sex with.
Ethan...ohhh that hottie yeah he's the sexiest man to live on the Earth.
by Dash.J April 10, 2019
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Ethan

He has this beautiful, curly
brown hair, gorgeous brown eyes, and soft brown skin. Once you first hug him, and hold his hand, you’ll dream of doing it again. Love you Ethan😘
Justin: Yo, is that girl saying Ethan?
Melissa: That girl so so lucky!
by ???unknown???? April 12, 2019
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The mustiest nigga that you will ever meet in your life, his musty presence just makes you feel dirty and is unsettling.
I need to take a shower, I was hanging out with Ethan earlier.
by nigga_lettuce231 April 13, 2019
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