Dick move

When a person goes out of their way to do something that barely improves their life but greatly inconveniences those around them for no other reason than to be a dick

John visited his grandma's house, and after seeing her grand piano sitting out of the way in the corner, decided to move it into the middle of the room knowing that she wouldn't be able to move it back. She was like "that's a dick move John, and you're out of the will", but John didn't care because she was broke and he was a dick so he just left it there

by Pinkman84 August 2, 2015

Bull Dick

One who has a very large Penis, A Male Human who has an exceptionally large Cock, Not only long in length but also has massive girth.

I would hate for that bull dick Albert to get a hold of my old lady, he would split her in half.

by Uncle Delmus August 14, 2010

National Suck Dick Day

This wonderful holiday falls on June 24th

Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?
Jessica:The 24th?

Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!

by TheMoreYouKnow100 June 11, 2017

Dick In My Hand

A phrase used to express an individual's lack of resources, opportunities, prospects, options, etc.

My job pays well, but after paying child support, bills, and my mortgage, I'm left with my dick in my hand.

by BgKen May 7, 2011

hot dicking

Synonym for hot sex. The act of dicking is defined as engaging in intercourse.

I gave michelle a hot dicking.

by Arielesbian July 29, 2006

My dick fell off

Something very bad that happened to you

"My dick fell off when failed my maths exam

by Ghee boy March 7, 2019