Crabs On The Block

Hoes On The Block At Night Time Who Got diseases

Mike: Aye Nigga We Got Crabs On The Block

Terry: Nasty Ass Hoes
Mike: Fa Shore My NIgga

by Jokle May 19, 2015

Crab buffet

When a female with crabs spreads her legs and you proceed to tear at her vagina

Last night I had crab buffet. Friend-nice. Where? Cassies bedroom

by Fjxgoxgidyditxtixtdit January 17, 2021

crab shellin'

a state of mind while under the influence of the dankiest dank, where you feel as if you are running around in your body.

"Holy shit, I'm crab shellin' tough"

by balls in my throat January 16, 2009

Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.

The most hilarious (but delicious) item on the Crab Trap menu. Usually spoke slowly for funny effect.

ME: Hey Paige how about we try the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.?!

PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!

by cammi629 April 17, 2010

Crab pinch

It’s in the act of fisting when you decide to then give that bitch Karen the whopping of a lifetime so you start to scratch that stank puss until she’s bleeding.

Karen about to get this crab pinch if she don’t stop sucking this dick with her teeth

by Jacob coco November 02, 2017

The Crab

The Crab is a manoeuvre performed by a man following sex. The man follows the woman to the toilet, crouched down with him hands held out, cupped, ready to catch the dripping semen out of the vagina in a sideways fashion, similar to that of a crab.

Sheila loved it last night, just a shame I had to do "The Crab" afterwards.

by FalconPP May 28, 2021

Crab Item

An corrupted anagram of "break time", used in the presence of overzealous managers who dislike people taking breaks of any kind. Sometimes accompanied by the waving of hands in a "crab claw" fashion in high-noise environments.

Person A: Crab Item!
Person B: Dang, it's three o'clock already? Woohoo!

by Black Workshirt March 06, 2024