candy miner

A person of exacting quality who inconsiderately fingers the entire candy dish only to pick out all of the obvious best candies.

Dude, why is there only fucking lemon left? Why do you have to be a candy miner?

by candydude123 February 20, 2018

candy muncher

person who eats to much candy

Elizabeth is a candy muncher

by west po May 8, 2018

Candy Popper

Candy Popper, where you or your partner spreads open your vagina fills it up with popping candy then licks the inside. Often used to describe a fetish.
"I know Jerry, he's a good Candy Popper."
"Joseph! You Candy Popper!"

"lmao have you tried the candy Popper"

by ThatKidBra June 5, 2018

Candy

Euphemism for child porn.

Hey dude, got some fresh candy from deep web. Wanna watch?

by kawaiiphilo June 9, 2018

Candy

A wonderful mixture of sweet deliciousness wich will make your mouth water as you see someone else eat it.

Human 1:**Gasps**
Human 2: what?
Human 1: is that...candy?
Human 2: yes...
Human 1: **Grabs candy screaming you will never catch me**
Human 2: ummm ok then

by Hi Hoomans! February 18, 2019

candy rock

Rock that entertains goth girls.

“Do you listen to Andy black?”

“No, it’s candy rock fuck that.”

by Theoldman February 9, 2019