Captain Perversion

Captain Perversion can be defined into two definitions:

1) A very annoying person who invades everyone's space, usually is a little pissant with no friends. Or-
2)A person obsessed with the sexual anatomy. Usually get their asses handed to them on a regular basis.

Stan: Hey Stacy! while I was spying on you from your bathroom window last night after you took a shower, I took a whole bunch of pics of your naked boobs and mailed them to your house! I kept a couple for myself, of course, but anyway, will you talk to me now?

Stacy: Get the FUCK away from me! (runs off)

Paul: Good goin', Captain Perversion, you just creeped her out AND invaded her space at the same time. Way to go.

Stan: Fuck off, Paul.

by Spatchmo June 16, 2009

Captain Christopher Pike

All kidding aside, Captain Christopher Pike is a fictional character in the Star Trek universe. According to the original series lore, Pike commanded the U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701 from 2250-55, and again from 2258-63. When Pike's second tour of duty on the Enterprise was complete, the ship returned to Earth, and Pike was relieved of command and promoted to fleet captain. Command was then transfered to James T. Kirk. Three years after his promotion, Pike was involved in a radiation accident that left him burned, paralyzed, mute, and confined to a life-support wheelchair.

Pike is also featured in J.J. Abrams' 2009 reboot of Star Trek. He is first seen breaking up a bar fight in Iowa between 25-year-old James T. Kirk and some starfleet cadets under his supervision. Pike then plays mentor to Kirk, urging him to join starfleet and follow in the footsteps of his father, George Kirk. Pike is also seen as Captain of the Enterprise, although much more briefly than in the original series timeline (it is established that the events of the reboot are in fact an alternate reality influenced by the Nero, the film's villain, thus explaining the contradictions between the original series and the reboot).

I must point out that there are three officers of command rank available: Yourself, Commodore Mendez, and Captain Christopher Pike.

by thatcrazyman October 9, 2010

Captain Trampy

A well brought up young man sporting a deliberately dishevelled look. Accessories may include old mannish articles such as a ripped Barbour, a pipe, and some form of hat.

Check out that guy Crispin wearing the Peruvian hat with the tassels and smoking a pipe. Such a Captain Trampy!

by Little1/Squit November 24, 2011

Captain Fingers

A certain proctologist who has a secret identity, captain fingers, by night. He uses his extraordinary finger powers to give criminals a prostate exam until they give up. His only weakness is women and gay males.

Guy 1: I went to see my proctologist yesterday and he screamed "CAPTAIN FINGERS!" Before he preformed my exam.

Guy 2: How hard did he jam his fingers up your butt?

Guy 1: Hard... Very hard. And when he yelled, im sure everybody in the hallway felt very uncomfortable.

by MrPants September 5, 2012

Captain D's

The only other option if a Jew doesn't want McDonald's Filet o fish sandwhich

Person 1:Hey wanna go to Captain D's?
Person 2: Yeah ok.

by chalk5oda2oy December 16, 2016

Captain Central America

A lesser known super hero of Latino heritage. He dresses in a red flannel with the top button as the only one buttoned. Under that a white tank top. He has a crime fighting dog called essay. He has special abilities to avoid almost all governmental detection. Climbs over any wall, has the set up sonic blast. A 1974 black pimped out El Camino is his ride. Seen mostly at nights.

Dude...what happened to Jon...I don't know it must have been Captain Central America.

by Jade Canyon August 9, 2018