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christian godino

christian godino, aka “SMACKKYCHRIS” one of the best upcoming indie artists ❤️ 🩹
christian godino “smackkychris” makes amazing music
by xansel July 17, 2022
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Christen Press

Christen Press is a player of Angel City FC and the USWNT. She's great human being. She loves teasing her fans and is very domestic with Tobin Heath

Christen is a very fast player and scores beautiful goals.
She is also very kind and have an infectious smile
That's such a Christen Press thing to do
by Preather August 1, 2022
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christian liosi

if you’re a christian liosi, you are swag af. slay swaggy queen. slay the day away. make sure you please those soldiers!!!! soldiers wouldn’t be very pleased if you didn’t. you scallywiggle. bizzydumizzlizzyglizzy. in 1796
by bird321 January 16, 2023
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Christian Harassment

1. A persistent and aggressive form of demanding that another join the Christian faith.

2. Intimidation or coercion employed to convert others to Christianity or another Religion

3. Threats made with claims that another will go to hell, that they need to seek Jesus or have Jesus forced upon them.

4. The denial of basic reality in lieu of claiming that, in essence, the only solution to essentially all problems is to 'turn to Jesus,' become Christian, abandon one's own sacred personal identity or cease enjoyable activities based on arbitrary and often out of context scripture or disingenuous conjecture made from a position of willful ignorance.

5. Claims made with the implication of medical authority by quacks or Christian brand witch doctor; also claims made from pseudo-authority to any other trade, skill, profession or area of expertise.

6. Unyielding political sedition, treason, terrorism or other criminal activity for the result of forcing others to conform to perceived Christian values.

7. Nihilistic, psychopathic and pedophilic behaviors veiled in aggressive psychological projection onto others and under the auspices of Christianty.
These people won't stop with their Christian harassment, they even come knocking on my door to "tell me the good news of the lord"
by Sith-Mother Stefani May 2, 2023
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Christian

A wonderful human being with a kind heart, an amazing brain, and a golden soul. Thoughtful and intentional. Bold and gentle. Passionate and wise. Fun and sweet. He is a killer soccer player and an incredible musician. A lover of books, a teller of stories, and a discoverer of beauty. He is a generous giver whose recommendations are always gold. He has epic dance moves and is the most fun, joyful person to have dance parties with. He makes the greatest scrambled eggs and kills tarantulas. He has beautiful, dark eyes, a knockout-shaved head, and a really good smile. Christian is a true friend. Trustworthy and loyal. He’s there for you and has your back and reminds you of that often. He would do a lot to make you smile which you realize is pretty amazing and invaluable. You are very grateful and thankful for him and all that he is.
Girl: Ahhh, hey Christian! Wanna FaceTime?
by Sunflower27 May 4, 2023
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Christian Witzke

Christian Witzke is the biggest waste of height to ever roam the earth, which he takes up half of because of his sheer size. Scientists have concluded that he might have a little zest due to the fact he does not speak to the female species. Christian loves to eat, it is actually his main sport. He also plays soccer and lacrosse as a goalkeeper (he takes up the whole goal). Christian also has bad knees from holding up the weight of his gargantuan body. Due to his extreme weight he runs like a snake moving side to side as he runs. Christian is very un intelligent scoring a high of 73 on his music test.
You have to loose weight you are becoming Christian Witzke.
(This substitutes for obese)
by By Shane Schgrodum October 17, 2023
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