Brandon

Brandons can be idiots, but when you get to know them they can be real sweethearts. Well, that depends on what

Brandon you know. The one I know is sporty, and can be very annoying. But he is my friend :)

I have no examples for brandon

by apocolipse123 October 24, 2012

Brandon

1.A comedic musician that makes others feel at ease.

Tends to form bonds that will be severed when those

bonds are not giving him more than he is returning.

2.To turn one's back on a good friend in their most

critical time of need.

1. It was all good when I was paying, but as soon as I ran out of money he was gone- pulled a total Brandon on me!

2. He got diagnosed with cancer and I was like "yeah thats just what I need to be dealing with" so I just gave him a Brandon.

by revscrj April 6, 2013

Brandon

1. The biggest asshole who's asshole will be fucked violently in the future.

2. A man with a gaping asshole

3. A giant cunt of a guy

4. A man who is associated with kitchen knives -- because he is dull

Man that guy sure is a Brandon

by TheAcesendantOfGulls January 5, 2017

Dirty brandon

Someone who likes to throw his phone off a trampoline.

Emily played a dirty brandon while we were on facetime

by jpalengoodsell1 September 28, 2020

Brandon

A person that smokes too much pot and is permanently stoned

Damn, that guy looks like a brandon

by Granted June 1, 2011

Let’s Go Brandon

A secret phrase homosexuals use to let others no they are ready to perform sexual acts

Let’s go Brandon in the bathroom.

by LGBlol November 27, 2021

Brendan stevens

A derpy little prick who shows off all the time and thinks he's street when he's upper middle class.
All in all a show of and a twat.

"your such a fucking Brendan Stevens"

by get out of my swamp July 31, 2016