Breakfast Of Champions

A breakfast that consists of Diet Coke and a Cheese Stick. (Gives you gas)

Dude im so gassy, i had the breakfast of champions this morning.

by claptonisgod2440 February 17, 2009

Breakfast titties

Sloppy titties only made appetizing by the addition of syrup. Also accompanied by a scramble egg tummy and cottage cheese ass. Typically found on lot lizards or walking in casino's after 1:30A.M. Coined by Mdub

Damn, I wanted to have a $1.99 Grand slam breakfast until i saw those Breakfast titties, can we just go home?

Dude, I lost all of my money and now all that is here is breakfast titties!

by loki1977 August 8, 2009

Irish Breakfast

The act of covering one's naked body with bangers and mash, making your lover lick it off and then you proceed to 'bang her and mash'.

My wife was horny for a good Irish Breakfast.

by GI-ngy November 12, 2019

Japanese Country Breakfast

1) The country version of a normal japanese breakfast.
2) Japanese breakfasts consist of a girl containing a mouthful of warm noodles and a large cock.
3) A Japanese COUNTRY breakfast is the same noodles and cock but with extra man chowder on the side.

I took a girl behind my barn and gave her a japanese country breakfast

by lukpttr August 14, 2010

breakfast for dinner

This is a french term for the word, Faceclydia. This is a disease you get from whoring yourself out on Facebook. Breakfast for dinner is awesome especially when you are drunk from a concert and the only thing open is Denny's in Fitchburg, Mass, which is where Faceclydia came from.

Oh la merde, j'ai rencontré une fille la nuit dernière j'avais breakfast for dinner.

Translation: Oh shit, I met a girl last night and I had breakfast for dinner

by jbanga April 17, 2009

Portuguese Breakfast

The process of taking a shit on a womans chest

Wife: Baby why are you resting your arse cheeks on my breasts.
Husband: Thought you could use a good portuguese breakfast

by dobberdaw May 21, 2009