Smokey Biscuit

Usually poisonous and known to cause cancer, it is a chemical, herb, narcotic, or medicated substance packed into a cylindrical form that you light or inhale through smoking paraphernalia.

He pulled a smokey biscuit from behind his ear and placed it in his mouth. He searched for a lighter.

"Do you need a light?" she emerged with a lit match. The deliberate inversion of a subtle courtship signal was obvious, but an afterthought to the pang of addiction. Cupping his hands around the flame, he inhaled, deeply. "Thank you, so this is what it feels like to be a chick?"
She shook the flame from the match and tossed it in the ashtray.
Puffing in silence, their smoke thickened and curled around them like a wall of indifference. Eventually, she rubbed hers out with the toe of her red stiletto, he stamped out his, and they went back into the club.

by WiseCookie August 9, 2018

Cheese biscuit

A mysterious block of cheese that looks like a Popeyes biscuit

Fat Steve- I’m eatin my cheese biscuit

Laquesha- Hey I need you to do-

Fat Steve- AHHHHHHHHHHH

by Fartboxer89 November 10, 2018

Lunar Biscuit

A surprised dump!

I was just about to pull my underwear up when some one walked in and startled me so bad that I had a lunar Biscuit.

by Boyd Crowder 69 April 16, 2019

face biscuit

The physical act of defecating on another persons face.

There was a terrible misunderstanding when my granny asked for a face biscuit with her cup of tea.

by Howardbrown July 22, 2019

Remainder Biscuit

A friend who is a little broken, maybe they have a mental or physical disability or disease, but you still love them and are happy that they exist.

Originated from the last crumpled oreo in the package

She'll be okay. She's just a bit of a remainder biscuit and needs a moment.

by Asexualhoe December 4, 2019

Pillow Biscuit

Used to describe someone with a sexy voluptuous body who shows slutty tendencies.

Look at that slut at the bar. She's totally shameless. She's a real pillow biscuit.

by Not Jaffa January 16, 2020