a barrel full of smashed assholes

1. Used to denote a foul visual appearance; Ugly. 2. to indicate a repugnant odor; often includes the word 'unwiped'. 3.a large quantity of drunken buffoons; may indicate anger and/or cockiness. 4. May indicate anger or cockiness for an individual where appropriate.

"Gene's dog was uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes."

"When Sheila came home from the cattle auction, she smelled like a barrel full of unwiped smashed assholes."

"Murphy's pub had a barrel full of smashed assholes."

"I've had enough of your attitude, Smitty. You're as fun as a barrel full of smashed assholes."

by Lauren P. August 11, 2005

Stupid Asshole

When a person is being an asshole, but is too dumb to realize it.

"Hey, who's that?"
"Oh that's Zach. He's a stupid asshole."

by 2chainzrules24 May 20, 2015

captain asshole

the asshole of a group of people that you can't really hate because the things he does are funny. Even if he is a dick.

look at captain assholeover there chugging in that freshmens face.

come outside and look at captain asshole passed out in the bushes.

by cheif asshole October 11, 2010

brasso on my asshole

A term coined from disciplinary action while one is serving in the armed forces.

I just came from the sarg's tent , boy was he pissed about me missing the revelie, he put the brasso on my asshole.

by jeffbo April 28, 2009

devil's asshole

Someone so vile and offensive they are not the right hand of Satan, but the cornhole itself! A truly evil being.

I can't go out drinking tonight. The devil's asshole is making me work late.

by hokat November 15, 2013

Uglier than a sack of assholes

The ultimate slogan to be used when a female is absolutely positively ugly and there is only one way to describe her ugliness. This may be confused with fugly, however this reference trumps the fugly category.

Man, that chick is "uglier than a sack of assholes".

by Big Harry Johnson October 5, 2007