Andrew's Law

As the assets under management of an investment company goes up, the name gets equally dumber.

WisdomTree Trust is an example of Andrew's Law. They manage a lot of money, but their name is fucken dumb.

by Resistant January 6, 2021

Andrew Hill

He is a VERY TALL person. Not cute, but adorable at times. The funniest guy that you will ever meet. He will date your best friend, but you won't hate him. He will text you in the middle of the night asking for advice about his bae. He is someone you can rely on to make the world a happy place. He loves unicorns and his spirit animal is a bunny.

I would love to kill Andrew Hill but he is too funny.

Did you see Andrew Hill in that bunny costume at Unicorn Land?

Andrew Hill is very lucky to have an awesome girlfriend.

by Jennaveave March 7, 2017

andrew fan

annoying kid.

hey look, it's an andrew fan.

by Rsalt Zoo February 13, 2022

andrew chen

andrew chen is the type of guy who could rizz up any man but never any ladies.

he is definitely not an andrew chen!

by phathippo69 October 15, 2023

Andrew ahn

The athletic kid with a lot of friends and doesn’t break the bro code. Goes to twin groves, has insane hops especially as an Asian. Nice and funny. Really good at basketball, baseball, football.

Andrew Ahn is really athletic and cute

by QuietKidWhoKnowsPeople April 23, 2020

The Andrew Effect

A phenomenon in which a persons dating life is full of people who, at some point, becoming transgender.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about Miles? all of his girlfriends are dudes now!
Person 2: He must have The Andrew Effect!

by nectortdrinker August 23, 2023

Wide Andrew

A honorary title for a wide, thicc man with big fat tiddies and an ass so big you can use it as a pillow to sleep on. A so-called "Wide Andrew" often engages in illegal activities, such as being arrested for putting marijuana in a haze machine and illegally traveling to the United Arab Emirates to get some Papa John's pizza. The term was first used to describe the 16th century Polish musician and composer Andrzej Chojnackiziakyz Widenzeski, who was the widest human ever recorded by scientists.

"Woah dude, look at how big her fat ass is"
"it's pretty small compared to Wide Andrew's dumptruck of an ass"

by Mr. Dinglebin August 26, 2022