Internet Prostitute

Getting naked, making videos, posting pictures and teasers of those videos and asking everyone to go on YouTube/ dedicated apps to check it out.

Poonam Pandey is an Internet Prostitute.

by God of Dandy June 5, 2019

Internet Awkward

An impossible anomaly where someone comments, posts, responds, etc. with an uninteresting/odd comment. Considered impossible because conversations should only be awkward in reality, where someone can walk away. Very few people can create such odd occurrences. Those who can are usualy douche-bags.

"I saw that new movie"
"so what?"
"Wow dude, you're even internet awkward."

by Mr. Man McMannyson May 11, 2010

Internet Kaput

Internet kaput a forbidden spell that only the great magician and one of the four holy games titosplayz can cast the leader of the tits army
This spell can instantly shut down the enemy's internet connection as well as their pc/phone and power
Also it can be countered by offering 14 goats at the holy shrine of big nigga in greece...if titos casts this spell twice it will double the radius of this spell and the time the effect takes place

Sexygamer4450:Look at this noob it's an easy win gg
TitosPlayz:INTERNET KAPUT
Sexygamer4450:hey what is going on what kind of spell did you cast on me i swear i will never play this game again please don't do it PLEASEEEEE

by MinecraftGamer34 June 18, 2019

Internet Retardation

A state in which influencers/idiots succumbed to doing retarded and thoughtless act to get famous over social media. Many so called “influencers” have been injured by this.

Logan Paul has made fun of a suicide man hanging on a tree and has become an Internet Retardation.

by anonymous January 7, 2021

Internet Thug

Someone who is tough and thuggish online behind a screen thinking their a demon, but fragile as a pillow in real life. They play with people’s emotions thinking nothing is going to happen to them because their online.

Online: - That boy Calab is a lame I can have sex with his girlfriend and his momma and smack his daddy and his brothers! I might just smack him myself!

Real life: - Calab: WHAT YOU SAID BOUT ME?!
Internet Thug: What you mean dude I wasn’t talking about you man I didn’t mean it I’m sorry
Calab: NAH SAY WHAT YOU SAID ONLINE TO MY FACE IF YOU BOLD LIKE THAT!!!
Internet Thug: ...

by LivingLikeCam November 8, 2020

the internet in 1969

Well, the internet in 1969, you may ask... well, here's a story. By December 5, 1969, a 4-node network was connected by adding the University of Utah and the University of California, Santa Barbara. Building on ideas developed in ALOHAnet, the ARPANET grew rapidly. ... The early ARPANET used the Network Control Program (NCP, sometimes Network Control Protocol) rather than TCP/IP.

Well, let's go to the past to the internet in 1969.

by MiyamotoFanatic2009 April 20, 2018

internet banking

1. Using the world wide web to view your financial status and arrange your transactions.
2. Wanking with assistance from the world wide web.

1. Steve: The ATM's out, I need to check my balance.
Dave: It's all about internet banking, dude.
2. Trevor: Where were you last night, man? I called round yours like 3 times.
Nigel: Sorry man, 4 hours of pure internet banking.

by sming January 8, 2010