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three ring circumcision

The rite of cutting off of the foreskin of a celebrity couple's male offspring, turned into a media circus by the paparazzi.
Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott's plans for a private bris for their son Liam turned into a three ring circumcision when a swag-bellied swarm of acrobatic paparazzi tumbled into the rite of passage.
by loincloth January 12, 2008
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three-legged dinosaur

a dinosaur that a kid draws and miserably fails.
(chris) wow look at that kids three-legged dinosaur
(brady) yeah totally not mine
by Illegal Memes October 4, 2016
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three white teenagers

Extremely racist joke on google. If you google "three white teenagers", you will find a picture of three happy white teens holding footballs and a basketball; if you google "three black teenagers", you will find a picture of convicted black teenagers.

The joke has been so overused that if you will now google "three white/black teenagers", you will only find screenshots of this meme.
Person 1: 'Yo! Have you heard about googling "three black teenagers" and then "three white teenagers"?'
Person 2: 'Are you retarded'

Person 1: 'I think that the founders of google are racist! Just look at the "three black vs. white teenagers" search results!'
by ovecka_cg November 23, 2016
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three-barrel shark

a bad-ass who, like the shark in Jaws, won't go down, according to Quint, "even with three barrels on 'em".
Always be a three-barrel shark and make them wish they had a bigger boat.
by Irie Zozobra August 13, 2015
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three mask tears

sexy mfs who play games together aka seven,terry and kai
by scoobysnakcerz March 13, 2021
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Chili Three Way

When a threesome has sex while covered in chili. Can be expanded to a chili four way or chili five way with 1 or 2 more partners. Add beans or cheese as needed.
Guy: hey want to do a chili three way with that hot chick over there
Guy: yeah i’ll go grab some skyline
by Derfouteur February 2, 2021
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Three cheese tortellini

The food with the most destructive capacity known to mankind. Is destined to eventually destroy Pizza Mozzarella. Three cheese tortellini has been observed in the past to be capable of warping reality. Also it tastes pretty good. But you probably shouldn't try to eat it because it will likely defend itself
Person 1: "Yo I just saw some three cheese tortellini in a bowl."
Person 2: "Dude it can do literally anything. You should be afraid."
Person 1 then tried to eat the three cheese tortellini and was instantly erased from existence. Who was I talking about again?
by White.ini March 14, 2019
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