Mum Spit

A physical act of affection from a mother, given by the mother by licking her finger and then stroking her now wet finger gently down the cheek of her offspring.
When Joel was sent off to his fist day of school, he was left with mum spit. And was laughed at by Jes.
by Pl@tty August 30, 2008
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Curtises mum

Goes to beaches and gets d*ck. Then proceeds to get ice cream and gets pooped on by seagulls.
Dang Curtises mum is blowing off agaaaain!
by JoeAndYourMumsAHoe May 10, 2021
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This meaning is used for someone who want it to put in your ass, people who most commonly use this term really want it in the ass, the mum part is a way of saying the you have sexual relations with someone mother.
Someone: What are we going to do

You: I'll Put it your ass, like i'll put in your mum
Someone: OMG yess baby

I'll Put it your ass, like i put in your mum
by Daddybby November 14, 2019
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Chief Mum

A Chief Mum is a mother who has respectfully parented her child into having good head on their shoulders. Good manners, groomed well at the start of the day but then they still know how to have fun, get dirty at the playground and be presentable at the end of the day. And aren’t *sshole kids because their Chief Mum would firmly & politely, without ever having to raise her voice, whip them into line.
Don’t mess with Charlotte’s Mum, she’s a Chief Mum.

Look at Charlotte, she’s always so well mannered. That’s because she has a a Chief Mum .
by Aussie Mums Rule February 06, 2021
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ya mum a hoe

a sentence you'd say to some annoying ass pubescent boy who won't leave you alone
person 1: oi
person 2: yeah?
person 1: guess what
person 2: what?
person 1: YA MUM A HOE!
by thefattestass101 April 27, 2022
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guy still lives with mum

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Girlfriend: Your a guy still lives with mum? Damn that's sad.
by MrMaddddd March 08, 2020
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Mum joke

A mum joke is similar to a dad joke, except it either doesn't land, isn't funny, or is trying too hard.
"Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard."

-Oh that is such a mum joke!
by CallofClicky February 16, 2022
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