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Quiet White Kid

That kid that sits at the back of the class and always gets bullied. You would probably want to become their friend, because they usually end up shooting up the school.
The quiet white kid brought his duffle bag to school today.
by N-word_John August 25, 2018
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white kiss

Allowing a guy to cum in your mouth and then you french kiss him, passing the cum back and forth.
My boyfriend loves the taste of his own cum, so all we do is white kiss.
by grilled panini August 4, 2019
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White Knight Syndrome

White Knight Syndrome, often shortened to WKS, is what many lonely internet males (usually virgins) get when consulted with anything to do with a girl.

However, this person does not have to of seen the girl or even conversed with her in any way to stick up for her. If there is a topic about a male and a female, those suffering from WKS will always side with the female in the hopes of getting laid.
Guy 1: Dude, she lied and said she was on the pill and convinced him not to wear a condom, how is it all his fault she got pregnant?

White Knight: He's the one with the penis, he's the one who came inside of her, it's all his fault!

*White Knights thoughts*: Now girls will want to fuck me!

Guy 1: Whatever dude. By the way, I'd go see the doctor about your White Knight Syndrome.
by Iamcorrect112 May 19, 2012
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Tired White Man Blues

Form of pseudo-blues performed by a quartet or quintet of old, white men. The group usually features predictable guitar lines, fatigued saxophones, and enervated harmonicas.

One or more of the performers may be required to eat a fistful of blood thinners to last the entire set.

Practitioners of this form believe "Blues Brothers" is the best movie ever made and that Steve Winwood and Eric Clapton are the best guitar players to ever live.

This music is usually heard at an outdoor, summer family festival or a fall chili cooking contest.
Steve: Hey, remember that crappy tired white man blues band we saw at the book festival last year?
Allen: Oh yeah, with that saxophone player wearing the stupid Blind Faith t-shirt.
Steve: Remember they had to stop half-way through "I'm a Soul Man" because somebody charged the stage with a revolver?
Allen: Right, I think a couple of event volunteers hung themselves after that set.
Steve: Good times, good times.
by LegendOutlaw December 6, 2009
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White Mocha

Middle Eastern male whos 'morning' (2 pm in reality) consists of spending hours sitting at a local coffee shop talking to friends or playing cards. They often (but not always) a order White Mocha.
Cultural habits on display: well groomed chain smoking slobs incapable of returning the coffee shop dishes/utensils/flatware or depositing their trash into a bin.
Customer: Excuse me, are there any tables we can sit at, preferably someplace non-smoking?
Barista: I'm sorry the 'White Mochas' have taken over our entire seating area, we wont have open tables again until after 6 or 7 pm.
by Non-Virtue June 1, 2011
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White Castle

A term used for hooking up with your ex. Used because just like the restaurant White Castle, it seems like a good idea at the time, but you really regret it the following morning.
Shit dude, I just pulled a White Castle with Katie last night. That was a bad idea.
by Woofle June 24, 2011
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White Trash Collectible

A mass produced 'collectible' item that believed by the consumer to one day be valuable.

Often used as a status symbol that is proudly displayed in the curio cabinet in the dining room and/or living room in only the most discriminating of the white trash homes.
White Trash Collectibles may include Precious Moments, Snowbabies, and Hummel figurines, Beanie Babies, anything with a limited edition number, sports memorabilia, etc.
by lavinialyte July 21, 2011
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