An epic win is when someone disembowels themselves, holds their organs towards the sky, wraps them around their neck, and hangs them selves with their small intestine all in under 9 seconds.
by Entomologist prime March 08, 2020
You can achieve an Epic Win by "scoring" a.k.a hooking up with another individual, followed immediately by committing suicide.
by BottomGee September 24, 2023
A cool guy who plays the videogame KARDS. The ones who play as Sovjet have probably long hair. They think that their ultra epic status comes from the fact that the combine their meta knowlege with a plethera of WWII facts to make them a overdramaric bezzerwizzer ingame.
by ultra-epic-kards-gamer May 18, 2020
Epic bobs are basically just “normal”
people but, they are named bob if your name is bob you automatically joined the Epic bob cult and you may ask who is a Epic bob?, let me list some Epic bobs, bob the builder, bob parr (incredibles) bob (basic white man) and Bobby from laurnzside
people but, they are named bob if your name is bob you automatically joined the Epic bob cult and you may ask who is a Epic bob?, let me list some Epic bobs, bob the builder, bob parr (incredibles) bob (basic white man) and Bobby from laurnzside
Some guy: hi I’m ____
Bob: hi ____ I’m bob
Some guy: “starts bowing down”
Bob: why are you bowing down to me?
Some guy: you are a epic bob
Bob: hi ____ I’m bob
Some guy: “starts bowing down”
Bob: why are you bowing down to me?
Some guy: you are a epic bob
by Unusual_Trash_Can June 27, 2022
A based 12 years old Conservative living in Plano, Texas with a deep rooted sense of patriotism and a God given duty to server his country. He is known for his chill behavior and overall strait to the point attitude. He is considered by many to be based.
by Elijah is Epic March 19, 2021
When the most epicest stuff happens!!!!
ex: someone's loved one passing away, orange peel inflation price, cube getting caressed and having a cock rubbed on it
ex: someone's loved one passing away, orange peel inflation price, cube getting caressed and having a cock rubbed on it
(me): alaltopto@(@(@(
(me): epic time *dances*
(me): epic time *dances*
by OrnagePeelMyNameJeffer August 22, 2019