Patrick Brooklyn

The reason that animals hibernate and why earth worms go underground to hide. Mr aura himself, fear itself and dread itself.

"Gee wilikers those hoodlums are almost as frightening as Patrick Brooklyn."

by ThreeHoodedHoodlums April 5, 2025

Patrick

name of a person that is of utter awesomeness. people of this name-race are superior to all others with no exception. it ist custom to kiss a patricks feet and give presents upon encounter

*person meets a patrick*
" oh wow i am honored to meet your holyness"

by paddisda00 December 4, 2017

Patrick Shwavy

When you're intoxicated and you do something so insanely embarrassing, that you wish you were never born.

I'm all Patrick Shwavy and I see this kid in a wheelchair and I thought it was him.

by PersonalJesus December 16, 2019

Patrick

Perfect Man

A Patrick is more rare and magical than a Unicorn

by Tsunami StaySea May 27, 2025

Patrick

Also named patrick. Sucks at valorant. Is not an awpper. He should probably uninstall the game entirely.Simps for innocent women that are not attracted to him. Will tell shitty jokes and sarcastically laugh at them. Usually will be a disappointment of A human being. Probably has his name as VanillaCqke as discord username

Patrick sucks at valorant

by Chonky woman July 21, 2020

patrick shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born. Usually while under the influence.

Was talking to a girl while drunk last night. I Patrick shwavy’d it.

by Titty city December 16, 2019

Patrick's Left Testicle

Patrick, from the alll-time famous children's cartoon, "SpongeBob SquarePants", left testicle. It is known to be very hairy, soggy, and can give a very good ball slapper. Patrick's left testicle also has a meme page that supposedly very hilarious

"Did you hear about Patrick's Left Testicle on Instagram?"

by My tit is very soggy June 14, 2018