Kei

Supreme being. Amazing at almost anything. Extremely long shlong. Everybody wants to be friends with a Kei. Incredibly handsome, beautiful, gorgeous. Above everybody else.
Why is Kei so hot.

Kei is better than everybody else fr.

Timmy, Santiago look its Kei!!
by Tsuyuyuyu November 23, 2021
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kei

a kid that is cracked at rocket league and cod warzone
hey have you ever heard of PJ he is such a kei
by just a random kid in 7th grade November 19, 2021
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lock key

A lock key is someone basically rejects other people from you they want u all to there self.
Ayy girl you wanna go out .NOO she may not .your such a lock key
by vibewith.pai January 11, 2017
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bumpy keys

The keys "f" and "j" on the keyboard people touch because they want to type "fjfjfjfj" or just because they feel good.
"ohhh dude that keyboard has bumpy keys, let me touch them!"
by FishLUL April 25, 2025
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bumpy keys

The keys "f" and "j" on the keyboard that people place their hands on because they feel good.
"Ohhh dude that keyboard has bumpy keys, lemmie feel 'em."
by FishLUL April 25, 2025
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universal key

A card used to break into a house.
I use my universal key to open any locked door. example... credit card, license card
by JOHN WRIGHT NOW August 07, 2008
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"stutter key" expense

Refers to da pesky (and invalid/unfair) extra "last-number-redial" charge dat you unintentionally incur when you try to dial "*67" to block your number from a caller-ID machine, but accidentally end up dialing "*66" because da contacts on your phone's "6" key are a bit wobbly/worn and thus falteringly "bounced" for an instant when you were pressing da key, incorrectly causing dat digit to be dialed twice.
I strongly suspect dat da greedy phone companies actually chose that "double-same-digit" sequence intentionally when deciding what number-codes to designate for blocking your number and redialing da last number, since they knew dat they could generate extra revenue from accidental redialings when people were merely trying to access their line's free number-blocking feature. Fortunately, this last-number-redial service can be opted out of --- I did so in order to avoid any unwanted "stutter key" expenses, especially since not only are a lot of my phones old and worn units dat I picked up at yard sales and so on, but I also tend to be very unsteady and fumbly with my hands, and so my hitting da wrong dialing-keys by mistake is very easy and common for me.
by QuacksO February 08, 2020
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