juice lagoon

n. - 1) a woman who is ready for mating by massively increased vaginal excretion. Will usually be seen wearing next to nothing whilst grinding on the nearest cholo in the club.
2) the actual vagina of the aforementioned subject. A commonly seen feature in a squirter.

That bridesmaid party looks like a nest of juice lagoons.

-Jim, did you just take a shower?
- Naw. This juice lagoon just orgasmed while I was going down on her.

by kyldonia August 24, 2012

narf juice

The thick multi-colored toilet backsplash from explosive diarrhea.

I ate way too many greasy chili fries and ran to the bathroom to drop my drawers, and while descending to the porcelain, I exploded out my ass and the narf juice saturated my anus and taint.

by Willits1 January 4, 2018

Shrimp juice

Juice that comes out of shrimp

Shrimp juice is the Oozy juice that comes out of micheals jumbo shrimp

by Strawberry berry Daqueri March 9, 2021

Ecta-Juice

A Juice spiked with LSD

"Hey Jerry, Remember when that dickwad in high School put ecstasy in the juice, ecta-juice"

by Whatthefuckamidoing November 4, 2018

Scooter Juice

Explosive, wet shits. Diarrhea of the highest caliber. Scooter juice is typically a multi-occurrence affair. Generally keeps one within quick scooting distance to a toilet for one or more days. Hallmarked by sheer fear of shitting oneself.

My ass is torn up from the scooter juice.

Doctor said this scooter juice will have to run it’s course. My oring may be blown out by then.

I was home bound for three days with the scooter juice.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

Aids-juice

Aidsjuice is an racist slur to refer to blood of black people.

That nigga leaking aids-juice after being stabbed

by Mr Christian August 11, 2017

Anxiety Juice

Cafe Americano, but instead of water, energy drink
(Espresso+Energy drink)

Guy 1: dude are you okay?
Guy 2: no....
Guy 3: he is on anxiety juice, he thought that would wake him up, but now he has constant anxiety
Guy 1: god save him

by Delivery_Cat_Gamer_Boy_1969 January 1, 2022