Flap dance

When a person has to lift the meat apron to give a sexy lap dance. Aka grinding on a fatty and having to lift the flap of fat to touch the junk.

The two lard asses at the end of the bar keep doing the flap dance to Justin Timberlake.

by Sparkle Horse kitten February 8, 2017

flapped

you are super high and you just had sex

guy 1: yo i’m flapped
guy2: nice! was the sex good?

by fuck me joe December 2, 2019

Flap flicking

The act of flicking external labia during foreplay. When done correctly it will increase blood flow to the labia and clitoris, causing a more intense and pleasurable sensation.

Flap flicking is often requested during oral sex.

Trudi: Had the best sex with Greg last night; I love it when he gets things started with a good flap flicking. When I'm feeling like a naughty girl, I love asking him to flick my flaps.

by SexySmartandSweet December 3, 2019

Flap a tit

The act of putting your foot between a woman’s breasts and juggling the breasts to excite a response.

Me and the missus started off the other night in bed with flap a tit.

by Roganthebogan December 24, 2019

Mud Flap

Hanging a single strip of toilet paper behind your butt to prevent spraying the back of the toilet. See also "splurtin curtain"

I don't even have to clean my toilet yet because I used a mud flap!

by The Riverboat Rammer January 28, 2020

Mud flaps

Jays tittys

He has mud flaps

by Hackett February 5, 2020

Flap Doodle

1. an incredibly stupid person
2. the sound a clown makes whenever you say somthing IT doesn't like

whats going on flap doodle? or man, that goys a flap doodle.

by description words April 11, 2020