Painfully swollen testicles. A condition contracted when banging your way through the theatre department in high school or college caused by rough and exploratory sex. AKA....Longmire LugNutz
Hey Bryan, let's go play pickleball. No way, I got a bad case of Theatre Balls. I can barely fit my junk in my shorts and I can barely walk.
by Dispenser June 08, 2019
He/She has Demon Balls
Ted decided not to do the crazily retarded activity involving the camel and the black broccoli filled sock, and therefore lost the right to claim to have demon balls
Ted decided not to do the crazily retarded activity involving the camel and the black broccoli filled sock, and therefore lost the right to claim to have demon balls
by Ewwcman April 13, 2011
Chesse ball, not to be confused with "cheese ball". In the online world, a derogatory term used to tear your opponent down and deflate his ego. The most hurtful thing you can possibly say to a fellow gamer. Chesse ball is not to be used lightly. Chesse ball can be used to describe people who run out the back of the endzone on kickoffs, run 238 half back screens per game, and generally succeed in all facades of being a complete and total ass hole.
Wes: Damn this guy keeps running all of this gimmicky shit on me.
Zach: Yeah he's being a huge chesse ball right now
Zach: Yeah he's being a huge chesse ball right now
by Mr. Make it Rain on Dem January 12, 2014
When your balls and scrotum are ravaged, sore and swollen from being pleasurably whipped with a riding crop during a spirited session of derby balls.
My sack is so sore. I have crop balls.
My mistress gave me crop balls and it hurts so good.
Doctor: I’m a little concerned about your scrotum. How long has it been this swollen and enlarged? We need to do some tests.
Patient: No need doc. It’s just crop balls. They were whipped good last night.
Doctor: This is my third case of Derby Balls this week. I should have known.
My mistress gave me crop balls and it hurts so good.
Doctor: I’m a little concerned about your scrotum. How long has it been this swollen and enlarged? We need to do some tests.
Patient: No need doc. It’s just crop balls. They were whipped good last night.
Doctor: This is my third case of Derby Balls this week. I should have known.
by Eaton Holgoode February 07, 2018
A glorious large ball of shiny silken threads, adorned with the finest velvet ribbons, and the sparkliest golden fringe and "pearls" that dangles from above. When you gently tug on the bulbess knob at the end of the dangly pearl string, the most delightful music box music will caress your eager earholes with fanciful notes.
Oh, Mama... Is it my turn to tug on the dangling, pendulous knob of the most magnificent bingle ball?
by O.G. Princess Leah December 30, 2018
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