straight milk 

Adjective: Describes an object that is sweet and/or dope.

Andy: "yo did you check out that new song?"
Grady: "Nah man not yet."
Andy: "yooooooo bro check it out it's straight milk though."

Girl: "What did you think of the movie?"
Guy: "It was straight milk compared to the movie I saw last night."

straight milk by Andy2Bars March 9, 2014

Straight dredge 

One of your friends who is straight edge and always is a bitch whenever you talk about getting totally smashed, or participating in an awesome gang bang. They live to sap the fun out of your life so they can feel better about their own, while telling themselves they are "clean" and "holy".

They will usually roll their eyes and pretend not to listen when you talk to your friends about last nights happenings. Often they think of themselves as "superior" or "better" then most people purely because they don't drink/do drugs/have sex/anything fun...

Brian: What was up with that bitch with the X's on his hands last night? He tryed to pour out my capn's.
Tim: Yeah, that kid is so straight dredge.

Straight dredge by Puff TMD July 23, 2007

Straight Edge 

The term Straight Edge originates from Emoy little fucks who stay home at night and cut themselves (with a straight edge) while their friends are out partying hard. Straight edge "parties" commonly have such entertaining games as pin the tail on the donkey, and who can stay up the longest without succumbing to boredom induced exhaustion; a step up from being a Mormon, but still a mass of displaced losers in society, adhering to another pointless fad. Straight edges rarely go to non-straight edge parties, because they woe to know what they're missing out on.

"Only Good Charlotte and this straight edge understand my plight..."

Straight Edge by Lanan June 25, 2005

straight chaser

A gay that tries to hook up with straight dudes.

You see Victor over there? He wants to hook up with Josh even though Josh is't a faggot. What a straight chaser.

straight chaser by Xenophane_ July 3, 2014

straight edge 

Please see Square Edge

"Just because I'm straight edge doesn't mean I don't have fun"

straight edge by SQED February 14, 2005

straight edge 

An attempt to give an abstinence policy a 'street' name so they don't realise that they're missing all the fun.

"I'm straight edge."
"Pffahahahahaha."

straight edge by Easty September 27, 2005

straight laced 

Being in a state of ignorance; living under a rock. Doesn't use offensive language, has trouble talking to women, and carries around a bottle of water.

If you need an example, you're pretty straight laced!!

straight laced by Mr. Echo May 5, 2010