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Skeet

Used typically on the Isle of Man, to gossip, or receive gossip.
You alright mate? Got any skeet for me?
by fireledge September 8, 2020
mugGet the Skeetmug.

Skeet Shooting

A game of lining semi-empty or empty water bottles on a table, and then ejaculating on them to see if you can either knock them off the table, or just knock them down. Off the table is +3 points, and simply just knocking them down is +1 point.
I was in a game of skeet shooting with Jimmy the other day, and he knocked all the bottles off of the table! Man does his loads have some velocity.
by NotBajaBlast July 27, 2024
mugGet the Skeet Shootingmug.

Skeet-ball

Labeling Dixie cups or solo cups with point values and placing them in a line and trying to ejaculate into them from a distance.
Hey bro I was shooting a round of Skeet-ball alone last night and hit the jackpot.
by soggy_pete September 9, 2020
mugGet the Skeet-ballmug.

skeet tray

A promiscuous woman with whom ejaculate is destined for the epidermis as to ensure no fertilization of her slutty ass eggs.
I pulled out and nutted on that skeet tray’s back.
by My handle is… October 25, 2018
mugGet the skeet traymug.

Skeet

To ejaculate into someone "My Uncle went skeet skeet in my anus"
by IMaTHICCYSUCCIT November 27, 2018
mugGet the Skeetmug.

Skeet Stouche

A layer of ejaculate spread across the upper lip forming a moustache made of semen.
"I whipped out my cock and blew my load on her upper lip, forming a "Skeet Stouche"
by corndog1111 May 17, 2016
mugGet the Skeet Stouchemug.

Skeeted

When you get caught by Skeet Hanson. The persona of the YouTuber Skeeter Jean who catcher predators like Chris Hanson hence the name Skeet Hanson which is a combo of Skeet Jean and Chris Hanson
A pedo just got caught by Skeet Hanson and is in cuffs

Skeet Hanson: I'm Skeet Hanson with the predatorial investigation unit and you have been skeeted.
by WilllovesJoshhutcherson July 13, 2024
mugGet the Skeetedmug.

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