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Cuck Rich

Refers to an individual who has more than enough money but prefers to act like they’re living on a survival-mode budget. A cuck rich person regularly complains about how “everyone else is loaded,” despite secretly having a bank account that could choke a medium-sized mule. Instead of enjoying their resources, they hoard their cash like a feral dragon and get their thrills watching real spenders live it up.
A cuck rich individual can often be found sitting on the sidelines, gripping their wad of money like a comfort object and whispering, “I could do that too… if I wanted,” while absolutely not doing that. Their financial motto is: observe lavish fun from a safe distance, and then go home and get a little too cozy with the bills they refused to spend.
“Bro, the pizzeria owner is not broke. He’s just cuck rich—he gets more excited by saving than by actually doing shit.”
by TheItalianKid December 11, 2025
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Alexis Rich

Oh Alexis Rich are you listening to 1989.
by jj456732 March 14, 2024
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Calumet rich

Having a lot of $1 bills (or equivalent) in your wallet. Originated from Calumet, MI where the people are locally known for using big bills on purchases, leaving them with lots of ones.
*opens wallet*
Friend: Wow! You have a lot of one dollar bills, you must be Calumet rich!
by Archigan March 16, 2023
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rich raff

Rich people who move into, and ruin, a lower/middle class part of town or neighborhood. They move in and open up vanity boutiques and salons and useless foodie restaurant, while displacing residents and businesses that were there for years and years before them.
This used to be a cool neighborhood until all the rich raff moved in and made it unaffordable to live here anymore/
by BobOfDeath August 30, 2014
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