Floodgates have opened

When needing to pee or poo but can’t hold it in any longer

by Chuckler chuckled September 5, 2023

Half open pocket knife

“Man that chick was hot. I’ve got a half open pocket knife in my pants.”

by Rapiddescent April 22, 2021

You're gonna need a can opener to open baked beans, what's a can opener? ..............$50 bucks!

by Big Karrot July 28, 2023

Person 1: Bro why do oppreshun olympians of all shades support Hamas in 2023?

Person 2: Because if you kang against Rome, you open door to Mecca

by Davis Aldo November 15, 2023

why don't your understand?

flying three double half collapsible semi-automatic telepatic tandem war can opener in a can

by frrsjlelelele June 19, 2017

by Tbone801 January 4, 2022

Janet had a few too many drinks and ended up a little wide open at the end of the night.

by counter top 3 January 16, 2014