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egg cement

Egg cement is the general term for any type of cement mixed with the yolk of an egg. The practice is incredibly uncommon, so the phrase has evolved somewhat of a joke definition of having _no_ real meaning, often being spammed in chains on discord servers.
I stepped in the egg cement they laid last week, I had no idea it would take so long to dry.
by dmbutalsodm March 18, 2018
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lay the egg

When there is a three some between 1 girl and 2 guys and 1 of the guys cums in the other man's ass. The man with the cummy ass then goes to the girl and shits the cum on her chest. Therefore laying an egg on the girls chest.
Hey man you finna help me lay the egg on Brenna?
by Cummy Bum Hole March 16, 2017
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Dino egg

Common street slang for one 5 mg Melatonin pill.

Named for the long-lasting, deep-sleep enducing affects that Melatonin possesses, combined with its appearance of what one may expect a dinosaur egg to look like.
"Hey Bec, can you throw me the Dino Eggs-- I'm ready for bed."
by HuckyJ August 16, 2016
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Eggs Layton

Someone who eats a shit ton of fucking eggs day and night and gets no bangs (no intercourse)
That guy is a right Eggs Layton! All he does is eat eggs for every meal and never bangs any girls....what's he playing at!?
by Run The Juelz February 9, 2017
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Godly Egg

Godly Egg Best HR Ever in Archon, Various. Active and Skilled.
Who is Godly Egg? Godly Egg is a total cracked ape ngl
by Archon_GodlyEgg November 13, 2021
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Fish Eggs

1.) The smell a scrotum picks up after bouncing off a wet, unclean vagina or anus repeatedly during intercourse.

2.) The dry, hard, foul smelling crust that forms on a scrotum following vigorous sex with a dirty whore.
"Dude... you must have gotten lucky last night. I can smell your fish eggs from here!"

"Holy shit Karen, you gave me some wicked fish eggs! Why don't you try cleaning your ass better?"

"I knew Dave was cheating on me as soon as I caught wind of his fish eggs. I take better care of myself than that."

"Wow! Maximus hit that dude right in the shit stick! I bet he cracked his fish eggs."
by SERAPHIM June 17, 2018
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Suck an egg

Something you say to someone when you want them to go away ; another way of saying shut up
Bob: Where the hell is my chair!!
Larry: Juan did it
Bob: SUCK AN EGG
by Hot mama Hershey May 30, 2018
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