Mike-Jonesin it

The act of forcing a drug/substance into ones urethra.

Hey man. We're out of dirty needles and my bung-holes CLOGGED from boofin lately. Should we Mike-jonesin it?

by lemmiwinks21187 February 16, 2017

Mike beans

Gnocci

"What are we having for dinner? Mike beans in basil marinara sauce."

by downesdecock November 16, 2022

Muted Mike

The act of keeping your finger in an anus too long.

your girl just got skraight muted mike by themanthemyththelegend

by 1quick1 June 20, 2013

Mike Check

When you are testing your microphone except your friend's name is Mike. This can also be recognized as a nickname.

"Yo Mike Check, pass me a Coke!"

by epicpussyslayer2246 April 30, 2019

mike oxsmol

A dum way of tricking your g's into saying there dick is smol

hey Dan go over to that group of girls and say "mike" and then Say "oxsmol" But really Fast. mike oxsmol!?

by YeetsupDictionary October 13, 2021

Mike crispino

Loves organic food. Is very athletic and loves cumburger

I love mike Crispino he gives good cumburger

by Gayjewboy42069 September 16, 2020

Wet Mike

When someone's sitting with their a$$ crack showing and you spit down it.

Liam was both shocked and slightly turned on when he felt his friend give him a Wet Mike while sitting watching fireworks.

by Soon2boutoforder July 4, 2017