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Text message schizophrenia

When the text message sends but the image doesn’t send
I hate when I get text message schizophrenia—my message sends, but the picture doesn’t send cuz of the damn GREEN TEXTS
by DrGigglyAss August 13, 2025
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Salty Mess

The actions of finishing on your partner then immediately after pissing on them to finish the job.
I’m going to give Rebecca a (salty mess) when we get home.
by Astro Dew August 20, 2025
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Construction Mess

It's a mess that's blamed on the construction workers but someone else may have had something to do with it...
Person 1: why is there a big pile of shit on the carpet?

Person 2: Oh it's just a Construction Mess. The workers did it (and definitely not me haha).
by Braden Fortson December 13, 2025
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Mass-M-Mess

A text message (SMS) that is sent to multiple recipients, resulting in multiple replies that one can only respond to by extensive multi-tasking.
"I Mass-M-Mess'd the potluck party invitation to, like, 100 people, and now I need an Excel spreadsheet to figure out who's coming and who's bringing what?"
by Merlot69 April 30, 2009
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big o' mess

(adj.) another term used to describe a crazy person or situation. filler when you can't think of anything better to say. not meant to be taken personally.
That RN is a big o' mess for sleeping with the surgeon.
by Kosmik March 30, 2010
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Bust a message

To send or receive the message or point.

Improve conversation with somone who is given the silent treatment.

Used by The Roots in their song "Silent treatment".
"Damn, I'm tryin to get dat pussy, but this bitch won't even bust a message!"

"She friend zoned me out of fucking nowhere and I cant even bust a message to her! She fuckin trippin!

"Baby bust a message that I send. Aint no need to pretend, cause shit is real to the end." -The Roots
by Aphroshmurai August 20, 2011
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Hero's Mess

A term originally coined by SPC Groth while deployed in eastern Afghanistan. He used the term to describe a soldier who was covered in his own blood and tears. It then caught on to most of the camp in the following weeks. Songs were written about it, etc.
LT - Has anyone seen Wheeler?
Groth - Yea, he's up that staircase. He's bleeding out and crying; it's a real hero's mess up there.

(The name above, 'Wheeler' has been changed from the original name of the soldier)
by SSG winning August 26, 2013
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