Luke

A man with autism, an acne covered dick and body, tends to be attracted to feminists and women younger than him.

You know that Luke guy, he is such an autistic bitch.

by Semen licker December 10, 2017

Luke

A person with many spots all over their body with an incredibly bad sense of fashion

"Look at that boy with 3000 zits and that horrible yellow puffer, his name must be Luke"

by Nacrashtaymarayoona May 4, 2018

Luke

A tail jockey who likes Tesco own chocolate more than the real stuff, he also thinks he’s as big as badamanda when in actual fact he’s get the fist of fire from a hamster.

“Luke is a right tail jockey”

by Beaneyman May 18, 2018

Luke

a stupid nasty asshole

Luke is a FUCKBOY

by @zebras.cool.yeah May 14, 2018

Luke

He is mean and against women. He’s v far up his own ass because he believes getting kicked in the balls hurts more than childbirth.

Person 1: Ugh that guy is sexist
Me: That must be a Luke

by jew01117228832 June 8, 2018

Luke

Someone with a tiny schmeet

Luke definition: can be defined as someone with a small penis and someone who cant bag any bitches what so ever.

by Fxrxgydgg4tvghhfgtg June 9, 2018

Luke

A man who is there for u through your rough and you good patches. Is loving and caring, brave, charming and drop dead gorgeous. He will stand up for you without you asking and you the woman he falls for will be the luckiest woman alive! No matter what they will always come back together. So don’t let him go!

‘I need a luke’

by Biscuits69 June 12, 2018