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Juicy Lemon

The sexual act in which previous to doing guy/girl anal you warm up by pissing in each others mouths then you proceed to make out, swapping piss then the girl spits it all in the guy's mouth she then lays down and spreads her legs. The guy will then tilt her ass up, hold her asshole open and proceed to fill her rectum with the urine in his mouth. Once all the piss is in the females ass the guy will just ram his dick in her ass as hard as he can trying to make piss just start squirting out everywhere. If you ram a girl hard enough to get piss to squirt up in your eye you have then achieved GREATNESS.
Dude yesterday I mastered the Juicy Lemon with your mom.
by Hugo Sticky-tits August 11, 2010
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lemon murange pie

when you squirt lemon juice into a bitch's eyes when you're fucking her, pull out and blow your load on her face.
"i wanted to get revenge on my hoe for cheating on me so i gave her a lemon murange pie and told her to get the fuck out.
by nikolai and mikael March 26, 2008
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lemon

1) A type of fruit that is very useful when making tarts, teas, or pies

2) Anything from Kia
1) That lemon tart looks good

2) Kia Sportages are ugly
by claustrophobic chicken December 15, 2004
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Squeeze The Lemon

The art of accelerating through a yellow light in the hopes of making the light. This practice often results in getting pinched by red light cams and horrific wrecks.
Hey Jeff, I squeeze the lemon at the I29 and Benson intersection whenever possible cuz that light takes fo eva.
by Thanus August 19, 2008
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Lemon

A hot, sexy, or sensual girl.
Bill: Watcha thinkin about?

Jill: Lemons
by Stolo October 9, 2008
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Lemon Creampie

A Lemon Creampie is the sexual act where the man gives a girl a creampie, then pisses in it right afterwards.
by moloc77 January 14, 2009
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Lemonade

When someone peels a lemon and throws it at someone else. Usually in an attempt to stain someone's shirt. It combines the word lemon and grenade.
That queer in Kam's last night was throwing ice at me so I grabbed a Lemonade from the bar and returned the favor.
by EGupInThisB August 2, 2011
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