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Jonathan

Jonathan is a stick niga that gets ghosted by a yuchen and offers drugs to the girl after sex. He finishes in the amount of time it takes for a girl to run away from him, 1 second. He abuses women on the daily and this homeless poor broke bitch boy doesnt sleep and spends his day jacking off to feet pics and photos of literal pieces of shit.
Timmy shat his pants and was quickly devoured by Jonathan (Jonathan came a little at the sight of shit).
This nigga Jonathan owes me money.
by Lucas Cheng March 23, 2024
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Johnathenianadocius Porkithananalingtingaltin Queefballplasm IV

A cute nickname for a pet named John.
Hey Johnathenianadocius Porkithananalingtingaltin Queefballplasm IV, I love you!
by fartkingserpent April 7, 2024
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Jonathan

Also goes my Creeper. Which is quite accurate considering he touches little boys while pretending to be a woman. No one likes Jonathan.
Jonathan was caught in the Pre K bathrooms! Someone call the cops!
by Nepsahe April 7, 2024
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Jonathan Garnham

Person 1: "Oh, is that Jonathan Garnham?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's a small feminine man who teaches Computer Science!"
by big gazza 194 April 16, 2024
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