Morning Logging

In the event of sleep, you tend to get a no reason boner, this special type of boner is called Morning Wood. Now, you are going to be waking up next to your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whatever and use your morning wood to your advantage. Keep in mind, morning logging could go both ways, if you wake up and fuck the person next to you or they see your massive Willie is throbbing and they fuck you. About 70% of rape is done during morning logging.

Person1: Yo, Morning Logging was amazing last night
Person2: what are you, fucking stupid?

by My grandma just ate some prune June 25, 2019

Morning Cathedral

The waking erection experienced by those bearing a penis. Often has to be taken care of there and then.

"Hey bubby, wanna see my morning cathedral?"

by Carbonfibre Clue October 21, 2021

Morning Bowl Syndrome

The feeling of sickness you get after smoking a bong toke right after you wake up

Oh man i got the worst case of the Morning Bowl Syndrome right now

by rocknoguitar February 08, 2020

Cody In the Morning

Codys eyebrows ruffle up in the morning

"you shouldve seen cody in the morning"

by pixies dirt May 23, 2022

A morning Bro

it's a dude who likes coffee and simple explanations of complicated things in life.

Dude, I am a morning bro, just spare me the details.

by TheMorningBro January 09, 2023

morning twist

An early morning joint.
The ultimate hangover cure.

Phil: 'Ah shit, I'm so fucked from last night!'
Greg: 'Morning twist?'
Phil: 'I'm on it!'

by Participant selection January 31, 2012

The Morning Spread

When Justice opens Carole’s legs early in the morning.

Justice: “Aye Carole, you ready for the Morning Spread?”

Carole: *snores*

by Tsu Nami-Chan July 08, 2022