Mallory: You know that nigga Louden
John: Yea
Mallory: he’s got a Captain Hook
John: no way that shits gay as hell
John: Yea
Mallory: he’s got a Captain Hook
John: no way that shits gay as hell
by malgal3349 November 18, 2019
Get the Captain Hook mug.To unintentionally get laid randomly. Going to a club or party without any intent to bang but just by chance you meet a willing sexual partner.
“ How did you meet your wife? “
“ I foul hooked her at a club a while back. She was at a bachelorette party, I was bar hopping, and we met randomly at the shitter”.
“ I foul hooked her at a club a while back. She was at a bachelorette party, I was bar hopping, and we met randomly at the shitter”.
by Shafe98 July 15, 2018
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Get the The Hook mug.I was behind this girl,so I stuck my finger in her butt,when she turned and looked at me,I hooked her like a fish....
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Get the Rusty fish hook mug.The sexual act of tricking your girl into closing her eyes long enough for you to put the hook from your fishing pole through her pussy piercing. Bonus point for yelling, “Fish On” or “This is a big one”.
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Get the Hook line and sink her mug.Unable to hook your bra unaided following an intense upper body workout, requiring assistance until range of motion is improved
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