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Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.

-3 days later

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.

Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.
by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022
mugGet the honey where's the flashlightmug.

HONEY BAGGER

Making your life sweeter by getting rid of old baggage.
My buddy Bill just scored a new Girl before I even had a chance to learn the old ones name, That fucker is a real "Honey Bagger" !!!
by dirtyernie1971 June 4, 2012
mugGet the HONEY BAGGERmug.

Honey in your eye

Something some d-bag asshole says to attempt to enter into a lady's panties.
by Beeanursemaid March 21, 2017
mugGet the Honey in your eyemug.

where the honeys at

meaning where the cute girls/boys at
person 1: it’s not bitches here
person 2: yea where the honeys at
by brospittin June 16, 2021
mugGet the where the honeys atmug.
Babe I don't wanna have sex right now, I've been craving watching some Honey I Shrunk The Kids Shit.
by Temiz August 17, 2023
mugGet the Honey I Shrunk the Kids Shitmug.

honey shit

when u shit honey
by honey curtains lover November 27, 2016
mugGet the honey shitmug.

mint and honey

mint and honey go very well together as people; mint is usually calm and collected whilst honey is bubbly and sensitive. they both like to make eachother blush.
Person one: "wow, i'll never understand how honey got mint to hold her hand. mint doesn't like being touched."

Person 2: "mint and honey go really well together. opposites attract i guess!"
by hwrbstbwfvwgetjeyhafn January 22, 2019
mugGet the mint and honeymug.

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