Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.
-3 days later
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.
Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.
-3 days later
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.
Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.
by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022

My buddy Bill just scored a new Girl before I even had a chance to learn the old ones name, That fucker is a real "Honey Bagger" !!!
by dirtyernie1971 June 4, 2012

by Beeanursemaid March 21, 2017

by brospittin June 16, 2021

Babe I don't wanna have sex right now, I've been craving watching some Honey I Shrunk The Kids Shit.
by Temiz August 17, 2023

mint and honey go very well together as people; mint is usually calm and collected whilst honey is bubbly and sensitive. they both like to make eachother blush.
Person one: "wow, i'll never understand how honey got mint to hold her hand. mint doesn't like being touched."
Person 2: "mint and honey go really well together. opposites attract i guess!"
Person 2: "mint and honey go really well together. opposites attract i guess!"
by hwrbstbwfvwgetjeyhafn January 22, 2019
