Used in the early 2000s when troll memes were popular, it is used to express great joy whilst also feeling somewhat sorry
by TheGuyWhoWroteTheDefinition November 7, 2020

Snail of the most epicest. This snail will kill all of your family with a blink, it is terrifying to watch, but turns out be glad if you died to him he kills once every 3 days (very low chance) make sure to be grateful, honestly you dont have to be so ungrateful all the time dont take things for granite in your life or out of your life (cause you died to him... the epic snail) and live on to appreciate life (and death to him... epic snail).
Person 1: NOOOO!!! MY FAMILY THEY DIED.
Person 2: Uh oh... hes here... RUUUUUNNNNN.
Epic snail post blink: hehe fam dead lul.
Person 2: Uh oh... hes here... RUUUUUNNNNN.
Epic snail post blink: hehe fam dead lul.
by Portawareq (the q is silent) May 26, 2021

*word used to enhance something's importance to the point of trying to make it bigger or more in-depth
*used to describe someone who pwns myspace up and down like a motherfucker should
*used to describe and extremely long poem
*used to describe someone who pwns myspace up and down like a motherfucker should
*used to describe and extremely long poem
*the ending of that movie was so EPIC
*do you know elainaepic from myspace? she's ballin outta control. its insane. i cant take it.
* there are many famous epic poems you may read in high school.
*do you know elainaepic from myspace? she's ballin outta control. its insane. i cant take it.
* there are many famous epic poems you may read in high school.
by elainaepic February 8, 2009

by Furrys? Hello no November 19, 2018

Its like someone asking you to do three push ups and you can't do one. -Epic Fail
"David come on man how do you manage to not do one push up, epic fail bro."
"David come on man how do you manage to not do one push up, epic fail bro."
by Abdellah March 10, 2012

by yourmomisbadyouhaveabaddad February 21, 2021
