Chalk disorder

Also known as Chalkism

An involuntary action when ignorant or less educated people speak and all you hear is nails on a chalk bored altho not a medical condition yet beliefs that medicinal marijuana will help with the condition
My Chalk disorder is so bad I can’t shop at Walmart
by ownzing you all June 15, 2018
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Common mental health condition where a person has obsessive thoughts and compulsive behaviours. OCD can affect men, women and children. Some people start having symptoms early, mostly around puberty, but it usually starts early adulthood, even though it can start before there.
Guy: Hey why are you doing stuff an even amount of times?
Friend: Obsessive compulsive disorder.
by LouisGDYTUrban August 28, 2021
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Post Pornographic Stress Disorder (PPSD) is a trauma related disorder caused by viewing highly disturbing, sexually explicit material. People affected with the disorder usually have reoccurring thoughts, flashbacks, and, in extreme cases, nightmares related to the material they observed. Individuals with the disorder will feel extreme discomfort, shame, disgust, and, in some cases, arousal when having mental images of the disturbing pornographic material. This can cause the individual extreme discontent with their life, and must be treated properly.
Diagnosis Criteria:
1. Individual has observed highly disturbing pornographic material. The material must show genitalia/partial nudity, and be highly disturbing to the sufferer (individual's sexual preference, and sensitivity to pornography can cause different causes of the disorder).
2. Individual has reoccurring and frequent flashbacks, mental images, and, in some cases, nightmares related to the sexually explicit material they viewed.
3. Reoccurring mental images cause the affected individual extreme disgust, shame, and, in more severe cases, disturbing arousal.

4. The individual has had these reoccurring mental images for at least one month, and the flashbacks show no sign of diminishing or causing desensitization to the affected individual.
Friend: "Hey bro, did you see that video I sent you? *Laughs*"
You: "Yes, and I think it gave me Post Pornographic Stress Disorder (PPSD)."
by Scientific Definitions March 10, 2016
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Post Jigger Stress Disorder

An offshoot of PTSD. Post Jigger Stress disorder based upon dealing with Jiggers (Niggers and Annoying People with their names beginning with the letter J).
That man has Post Jigger Stress Disorder after dealing with how annoying James was.”
by Mongolian505 December 30, 2024
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Dilmer Disorder

Being EXTREMELY obsessed with Dilmer (Demi Lovato + Wilmer Valderrama). Like; you depent so much on their relationship and just on them being together, that you basically already cry when they breathe.
Person with Dilmer Disorder: Guys I’m crying. Dilmer is in the same room today. I’m totally NOT okay.”

“You’re so obsessed with them. You have a Dilmer Disorder”
by BrittjeBanaan March 24, 2018
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Omega Disorder

Omega Syndrome Is a neurological disorder mostly common in twins although can be within siblings as well. Omega Syndrome causes patients to be extremely aggressive and violent against any life organism, the patient symptoms are closely resembled to rabies causes the patient to ingest only Raw meats or flesh and understandable to consume cooked meat or other foods, Omega Syndrome is a disorder that effects the patient at birth, Omega Syndrome does not have a cure at this time.
Omega disorder

“My brother was born with Omega Syndrome he’s been behind bars his whole life”
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Acquisition disorder

When someone shops too much or is a hoarder
I helped her pack her house when she moved

I filled 5 trash bags with scarves. She totally has an acquisition disorder.
by MarianneM August 24, 2016
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