Demon Load

The hot spray of a 2 week old built up nut.

Yo I heard Bradley shot a demon load in Constantine under the bleachers at last weeks football game!

by FudgeJock July 6, 2025

Demon Twink

1. A youthful, slim, hairless, and skinny gay (aka Twink) that is without a handler, or has been without a handler.

2. An Unruly Twink

“Timothy is out of control! He’s a total Demon Twink”

by Gaytastique July 16, 2025

sleep paralysis demon

soɴic which possesses teddy bears, bluetooth speakers or Santa hats

My teddy bear is a sleep paralysis demon

by Moto. July 17, 2025

Dumpster Demon

A woman who knows a man is married and has a family but cheats when him anyway in hopes he leaves his wife and kids for her.

Brandi is such a dumpster demon sleeping with all these married men.

by Sassy_One July 17, 2025

Sleep Paralysis Demon

A Sleep Paralysis Demon is that scary shi that watches you sleep while asking for breakfast or for something to do because ho u slacking on that breakfast and entertainment, that scary shi might just eat your toes off while you sleep.
(This is definitely not your Sleep Paralysis Demon.)

You: Damn, I can’t move or speak… this shi tuff.. wonder what it is. Oh it’s a Sleep Paralysis Demon… makes sense.

Sleep Paralysis Demon: Hey pookie, so I’m your new Sleep Paralysis Demon! Make me food, please! I beg of you. I could eat you, but I won’t if you feed me food :3

by ASleepParalysisDemon July 17, 2025

Cup Demon

A phrase used in ultimate frisbee to describe a player who jumps at every chance to be in the cup on zone defense, and sweats that position 24/7, gratuitous layouts galore, feining for blocks, rarely ever actually playing good defense. Typically, they are completely incompetent in any other roles in zone because all they ever do is be in the cup. Interestingly enough they never want to set the mark.

Number 7 on the other team is a cup demon

by Crashiewashie July 22, 2025

Sleep Paralysis Demon

A Sleep Paralysis Demon is when you're sleeping, then startled into a half-awake state, in which a scary creature, (often gargoyle-like), has you in its grasp. Usually from behind. You can feel its body against your and its claws digging into your skin. You are frozen. Perhaps frozen in fear. But not necessarily, since I've tried to fight them off, but I'm still frozen. Your partially awake mind, wonders how it got in your room. You will assume through the window. As they are often hawk-like, or Doberman-like, you figure they just crashed through the window. If it's man, it's scarier, because he's usually squeezing your jewels.

If you stay cool, and keep reaching for your rational mind, logic will win out, and the fear will dissipate rather quickly, and you'll wake up. On the other hand, if you're the emotional type and given to weird beliefs, as you start thawing you flip your sh*t and start screaming. This is the "Night Terror" part of it.

Sleep Paralysis Demon: "So I was at the dealership shopping for a car today. I felt there was something a little off about the salesman. Nothing major, just quiet baldy weird. That night he's in my dream and he's got zero respect for body space. Every time I ask him something he walks up nearly face to face to me as he explains things. I can nearly taste the tofu on his breath. Next thing I know he's spooning me in bed with his hand in a vice grip around my nads. I was frozen stiff as I tried to eek out, "I'll buy the car. First thing in the morning. I promise."

by Frip88 July 26, 2025