A single word used as if someone had took or stole something from you and it obvious that it was going to happen
by Triggz February 16, 2021
Friend: I'm such an idiot I've just bought sugar for 20 quid.
Me: That's why you don't buy ket off the chavs. You get bumped to bits.
Me: That's why you don't buy ket off the chavs. You get bumped to bits.
by Minecraftweedmod January 02, 2020
I blasted a line of cocaine off a samurai sword at a raging party last night , I’m a samurai now that I’ve done a bushido bump
by Ryan’s full of it March 12, 2023
Slang definition - the act of engaging with someone intimately/sexually said in a humorous manner, also known as Rhythmically Bumping. Usually used to speak of intimate interactions more lighthearted and comical.
(Looking into her eyes we knew we would be "Rhythmically Bumping" tonight, and have an intimate moment together.)
by TheRhythmicBumper December 26, 2023
To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.
1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.
by Esckabar February 05, 2021
To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.
1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.
by Esckabar February 05, 2021
by Nobambi September 10, 2012