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baked potato

The act of defecating onto a piece of aluminum foil that has been placed over a sexual partner's face for the purpose of the receiver becoming aroused by the heat produced by the bowel movement. Similar to a "Hot Carl", but using a piece of aluminum foil rather than saran-wrap to produce a more intense heat effect due to the higher conductivity of the aluminum foil.
John bought a roll of aluminum foil so he could give his lady one hot baked potato.
by BigSlick March 12, 2008
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bikes are for jerks

Term used by cyclists as a greeting.
As my friend, whom I had not seen in a couple weeks, passed me in the opposite direction, he shouted "Bikes are for jerks."
by PedalPusher July 2, 2006
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Biker scum

The Other Man you Mother Never told you about because he is your Daddy.
Kids Says to Mom " who is that long Haired man on the loud ass motorcycle?"
Mom "Do not worry honey you will find out one day who he is"
Kid"Mommy why is he always stopping By here and parking his car in your garage?"
Mom thinks to herself"If my lame ass husband would take care of the job I would not be screwin your real dad that biker scum is a great lay"
by Dilligaf1971 October 20, 2007
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Bike Pikey

A Bike Pikey is someone that is unwilling or unable to own bike components of any significant value. Usually due to a lack of understanding or appreciation of the actual mechanistic or engineering properties inherent in most expensive items.

Bike Pikey's often feel it necessary to criticise those who can either afford or appreciate expensive, top-end components.
"Why bother £40 FOR GEAR CABLE ooh they have shiny metal bits wow and there's even a German link and they make drastic improvements!"

- Example of a Bike Pikey whining.
by Another Anon July 16, 2008
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Baked McBride

"Going out tonight?"
"Naw, me and the Baked McBride are going to enjoy multiple bong rips this evening." (Also a pun on 1970's baseball player, Bake McBride's name.)
by Mr. Hooper April 30, 2010
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Bikerophillia

The act of Ejaculating on/ into a bike without it's consent. Bikerophillia, otherwise known as bike rape, was first discovered in the late 19th century when A Sir. Arthur Rittlewagit fornicated with a wooden, tubular frame of the penny-farthing, later resulting in a series of splinters in his penis.
My goodness. Andrew Sparks is infatuated with his bike, perhaps he's suffering from a common case of bikerophillia!
by The ladies in bike. November 26, 2010
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bike keys

The tools of choice of bike thieves. Most often it is the 24" bolt cutters which can cut most any lock or cable. Heavy-duty U-locks are easily cut with an angle-grinder in 30 seconds. Older ones can simply be picked with a bic pen.
Damn, my wad is getting thin. I think I'll take my bike keys out on the town and earn me some more dinero.
by CameronBaum March 1, 2011
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