Austin

Austin is the best Boyfriend ever you couldn’t wish for a better one.he can be a bit dirty at some points in life so some don’t like him but he’s nice and caring when you get to know him.

Omg I love Austin.

by Austin’s number 1 simp November 27, 2021

Austin

An absolute fucking unit. He can bust open a door as fast as he can bust open your mothers pussy. He is usually the center of attention in any room, ranging from a classroom to a strip club. An Austin will most likely be the most THICCEST person you'll ever see. Holy shit I'm getting uncomfortably hard as we speak. It's probably because of all the talk about Austin. He'll be sure to make you cum in a span of 1-2 milliseconds.

"Holy fucking shit...that Austin be THICC"

"I wish I was as hot as that Austin right over there"

by SUCC12568 March 6, 2019

Austin

A sad POS. Usually depressed. Great friend.

Austin always bringing down the vibe.

by Everythingisawesome February 1, 2020

austin

gorgeous, beautiful, amazing, caring, adorable, pretty.

austin looks so beautiful today!

by mushroom4ever November 13, 2020

Austin Sween

Built like Shakira. Click clacking them toes. His hair lookes like baked beans. Needs Cheezits while watching Netflix.

Austin Sween - Does Math IXL
Also Austin Sween - Cries 2 minutes later because hes freaking out about Math IXL

by Creekhead November 15, 2019

austin brittain

a munch

Austin brittain is a munch

by Laneyb January 26, 2023

jack austin

The Jack Austin is a rare species of sasquatch known for their inability to stand without hunching over at a 90 degree angle. Because of their miserly behaviour and large noses, they are frequently mistaken as Jews.

I ran into Jack Austin while I was walking to school the other day. He grabbed my wallet and called me a crackhead.

by Ringo☆ March 10, 2020