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Austin Speedball

When you take a Benadryl due to Austin, Texas's incredibly high amount of cedar and oak pollen in the air. But then you have to take a shot of espresso to counteract the inevitable drowsiness. Benadryl is a downer. Caffeine is an upper. That's why it's an Austin speedball.
Dude, I was sneezing all day and my eyes were super bloodshot until I took an Austin speedball.
by bp_austin March 30, 2019
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Austin

Austin is the kind of guy to want a 1997 subaru legacy station wagon
Michael: I want a 1997 suburu legacy station wagon
James: Don't be an Austin
by IHATEAUSTINGOODWIN January 26, 2022
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Austin

This guy is really weird and he is also racist he can say the n word all the time and he play fortnite and hes soooo fat his belt is the equater and he loves tiny underaged minor he loves to look at them grabbing his ballsack and he would try to chase down little kids and he loves to eat dogs and cat yum yum
by Iamsogayandsussy May 11, 2023
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Austin

Austin hangs up on Cas so Austin is a "hanger upper"
by Shwhshshsbsv August 7, 2021
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Austin

A guy that smokes a shit ton of weed and owns a lava lamp.
Yo that’s Austin. He’s off the gas all the time. His watch is stuck on 4:20.
by Hahahahhahshdhcjsknfnckc December 9, 2019
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Austin Bray

A young boy with dirty blonde curled and freckles for days. Charming, funny and a lady's man, Austin is simply irresistible.
by Lil' Potato Opinions April 24, 2018
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Samuel Austin

A guy who likes to lick toes. He will always kiss you goodnight on your pinkie toe.
by Snicker the licker June 16, 2021
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