Change

If someone has reached the age of 35, or 50, or 90, and hasn't changed, they don't have to change. It's never too late to remain yourself without changing anything.

If someone has reached an age of 35, or 50, or 90, and they like who they are, they don't have to listen when somebody says they need to change, or that it's never too late to change, especially when it's coming from somebody who has no answers they don't.

by Solid Mantis February 9, 2021

Long Changed

Antonym of short-changing. When you get more than you bargained for, and not necessarily in a good way.

When you think you're done with all your reps, but then your trainer says, "Just FIVE more!" You have been long changed.

by snigglefitz November 28, 2019

Oily Chang

The act of greasing yourself up with vaseline so that you can effortlessly slide into the air vents of your home or workplace.

"Damn! He just pulled an Oily Chang! It was like a reverse cow birth!"

by theboat144 December 17, 2021

Eric Changs

"Epic Games" with a satirical twist, pointing out it's obvious connections with chinese investors like Tencent that have a 40% stake in the company.

This months free game on Eric Changs is GTAIV

by BossTrolley December 3, 2023

Change my ringtone

Another more socially acceptable term for bleaching your a**hole....

Please excuse me, I've got to go change my ringtone

by Crispyshelbycake March 2, 2022

a sorry i’ve changed

A sorry i’ve changed is a boy who begs multiple girls for lots of nudes every night, because he can’t wank properly and doesn’t wanna use pornhub and when a girl says no he gets beyond frustrated.

a sorry i’ve changed

omg he’s such “a sorry i’ve changed” ugh who even asks for nudes anymore

by cloud :( December 7, 2020

pocket change

A small amount of money.

I can afford it, it's just pocket change.

by IDFrenchie June 19, 2023