The act of feeding a paralyzed woman a mixture of Taco Bell, Coffee, and laxatives, then removing her from her wheel chair and suspending her above a man. Her butt plug is then removed and the excrement is used as lube. The man finishes into a cup of coffee, the woman drinks it, and the plug is reinserted thereby completing the oil change
Guy 1: Did you seriously give her an Ohio oil change last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, the smell and cleanup were horrendous.
Guy 2: Yeah, the smell and cleanup were horrendous.
by FunkyTrunk March 18, 2024
Get the Ohio oil changemug. Hym "Still don't give a shit about climate change and if I have to work until I die it's better that you all die with me as soon as possible."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2024
Get the Climate changemug. An oil change is expressly defined as changing out one’s inner fluids; this means peeing, shitting, and then cumming consecutively. The best way to start off your day.
“Hey Johnny, have you finished your daily oil change yet?”
‘Not yet man, I still haven’t finished my number 3!’
‘Not yet man, I still haven’t finished my number 3!’
by carpetmunchingindian January 16, 2021
Get the Oil Changemug. When you enjoy yet neglect to like someone's facebook post, but upon extenuating boredom, you see it again and end up liking it out of some newfound lightheartedness.
Laura's picture of her poodle taking her spot in bed when she got up to go to the bathroom was cute. I ended up having a change of like and sending her blowy kisses for the next hour.
by Trapped_In_Time July 24, 2013
Get the Change of Likemug. by jaxxiebear13 August 1, 2023
Get the Changedmug. Hardly any change doesn't make things worse. Telling people things will get worse before they get better is misleading, but it sounds good. The reality is things often get worse before they keep getting worse and worse, spiraling out of control in the end. The light at the end of a tunnel isn't guaranteed to be daylight, and people that rely on someone else to pull them from the darkness are fucked, but nobody tells them they are.
by Solid Mantis February 3, 2021
Get the Changemug. When you do Steroids and your natural testosterone gets replaced with synthetic testosterone made in a bath tub
by RedBlackGold20000 July 25, 2023
Get the Oil Changemug.