At Day you may know him as "Lucca", a pirate who is skilled at sky-diving and kicking ass. But come nightfall, he turns into a unicorn named Mike. Legend has it, that he teams up with Mila the Ninja, Eugenio the Genie, and Chuck Norris to fight the evil forces of "Voldemort, the unicorn Eater" and "Pedo-Bear". He is very good friends with Fred The Bear.
by Mike The Unicorn June 13, 2011
Liam was both shocked and slightly turned on when he felt his friend give him a Wet Mike while sitting watching fireworks.
by Soon2boutoforder July 05, 2017
A gaffer who is known for his prowess at hoofing massive rails of cocaine and/or ketamine with hoover like suction
Fucking hell did you see the Dog at the Italo rave last night? He was rocking some proper Mike Dyson business
by Fun Fun 303 September 11, 2021
The act of vigerously but yet soothingly beating someone who is currently agititating you, whilst carrying out the act both arms are repeatedly thrusted at the arm and/or chest of the magic mike reciever
by Deletusfeetus December 02, 2019
True definition of a supertech
by Kirbturd October 13, 2023
Mike Howe is the big dick kiing
by Biig dee May 22, 2017
monkee/country John Lennon with a little bit of nonce thrown in and the inheritor of the wite-out corporation. very edgy. a real Hyde/Masterson situation.
by sentimentalrubbish January 09, 2021